Ecosystem Manager T-Shirts

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"The nominees"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Biodiversity

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

The Problem with World Population Growth

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

No Mow May

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Wolf Reintroduction.

Putting money back in to the world economy

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Wind Energy

Biodiversity in the Antarctic

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Well, the drought is over."

Climate change hits Antarctica

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Ahoy!"

'What? - I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Wildlife Management.

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."