Multi-species Manager T-Shirts

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

"He likes it."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'...and this is the Mess.'

Wolf Reintroduction.

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

"The nominees"

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Arcarde Patrol

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'The cat did it.'

Happy Birthday MUM!

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Wildlife Management.

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"I preferred it when you micromanaged more openly."

"My kid gives new meaning to the term 'deep pile carpet'."