Multi-species Manager T-Shirts

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

"He likes it."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Wolf Reintroduction.

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

"The nominees"

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

Arcarde Patrol

'The cat did it.'

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

Wildlife Management.

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

"I preferred it when you micromanaged more openly."

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

'I'm glad I'm not a quango.'