Economy Wrangler Gifts

Thames Water bills rocket.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"What did you download at school today?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

Why you must go to work

Automation of Security

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Two robots are playing table football.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"The $350 we received to stimulate the economy is still missing..."