Economy Wrangler Gifts

Thames Water bills rocket.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

Cow Pilot.

Why you must go to work

Automation of Security

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Two robots are playing table football.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Robot Costume

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.