Budget Wrangler Gifts

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

NHS waste.

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"The $350 we received to stimulate the economy is still missing..."

"Okay, okay. . . how about this plan?"

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Fries and kids

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

Low rates!

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

"...and then the heroic young investor managed to capture the evil high interest rate monster and wrestled him down until he was a mere 5.25%!"

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"