Economic Turbulence Thrill-seeker Gifts

"Whoa, dude...what happened to you...?"

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"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Time to buy.'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Dow's up!"

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

It was a day of nosebleeds, stomach upset and right here, Dindley did a back-flip off his chair!

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Stock Hurricane Ride

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

'He's chasing the market.'

Masochism for stockholders.

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Economic

Grexit

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

Profit Cowboy