Economic Error Eraser Gifts

Economic Errata

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

Bored woman writing immensely long essay.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

"Huh, I've spent weeks trying to figure this out, and all I had to do was push that little button. She's on now though boy! Look at her go!"

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

It's more insolvent abuse from an unpaid creditor.'

"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"

"If I keep predicting a market crash, eventually I'll have to be right!"

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

It's from Hillary Clinton. We didn't floss regularly, so now we're going to be extinct.

Beware of the 4th Quarter

"No . . . erasing food-search-apps from your browser history doesn't count as dieting."

'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'

2010 fortune teller.

'Lately, I have made so many mistakes that I think my life needs a big control-z.'

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

"I only drink to forget"

Light at the end of the tunnel

"They're putting guard rails around the ledges. Looks like a good time to sell."

'Way to screw up again, pencil. Well here I come to save the day.'

Economists.

The end of the economy is coming!

No Backup System.

"I cried that one over an accounting error back in 06."

Man stands outside investment bank holding sign: 'Will work for huge bonuses.'