Econo-humorist Gifts

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

The Joshua Tree

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Rising sea levels."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Poser

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

An snail shell with a chimney

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'