Econo-humorist T-Shirts

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

This is where Brent council sends you

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

The Joshua Tree

"This is a terrible table!"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Poser

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

An snail shell with a chimney

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"