Eco-friendly Breaker-upper Gifts

I recycle~: 'Including you.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

I love Basketball.

Global Warming.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

COP26 GLASGOW

'Now you're talking my language.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Recycling Post.

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'