Eco-friendly Breaker-upper Gifts

I recycle~: 'Including you.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

I love Basketball.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Global Warming.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

COP26 GLASGOW

Anyone have any suggestions for this year's eco club project? I think we sho - Excuse me, but underclassmen should conserve their breath until recognized. Wow. An ecological shutdown. I'll say. It was totally biodegrading.

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

'Now you're talking my language.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Recycling Post.

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"e-Harley Hybrids"

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'