Backboard Breaker Gifts

I love Basketball.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

Female business.

Statue of Female Executive

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Glass Ceiling

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

"I came up through the ranks."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

High Jump

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

"FISH ON"

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"Who da man? You da MAN!"

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

What's this, Ms. Newborn, another of your little 'glass ceiling' protests?

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

Female Boss 6

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."