Eco Rulebreaker Gifts

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Pole Vault Rules

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Give him his food."

Lab safety Rule No. 1

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

No early morning tea past this landing

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'