Communication Breaker-upper Gifts

"Darling, we don't seem to text anymore..."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

Dog Training.

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

Glass Ceiling

Dogs texting each other emojis

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

High Jump

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

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'Now you're talking my language.'

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

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Interpreter.

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

"You let people walk all over you."

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

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'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'