Eco-conscious Engineer Gifts

"Yeah, we USED to be the Electronics Repair Center...but that was back when people had things repaired."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Solar Plant

Mother nature takes her course.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."