Eco-chic T-Shirts

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'We're carbon off-setting.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Just Stop Boil

'I blame global warming!'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Touring Cyclist

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Global Warmer 2000.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Earth stove