Eco-chic T-Shirts

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'We're carbon off-setting.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Just Stop Boil

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Global Warmer 2000.

'I blame global warming!'

Touring Cyclist

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.