Eccentricity Embracers Pillows

"I mean, I believe that you are odd. You certainly qualify for oddness. But that may not be enough. It's a very tough world out there."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Great British Eccentrics.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Janus 2021

'He's doing it again.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Anxiety of Change

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Louis Antoine Jullien

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Mixed Nuts

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'Reinventing myself.'

'Going down?'

The Last Dinosaur: States with Gay Marriage Bans.

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

New Year baby

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'