Eccentricity Embracer Pillows

"I thought we could try some mindfulness exercises to make you less of a goddamn weirdo."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Great British Eccentrics.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Louis Antoine Jullien

Mixed Nuts

A mad scientist.

Problem solving centre.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

The Last Dinosaur: States with Gay Marriage Bans.

The Haroplane

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Lighting a Pipe

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Gustav Klimt

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'