Eccentricity Embracers Gifts

"I mean, I believe that you are odd. You certainly qualify for oddness. But that may not be enough. It's a very tough world out there."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Great British Eccentrics.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'He's doing it again.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Anxiety of Change

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

Janus 2021

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Louis Antoine Jullien

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Mixed Nuts

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

New Year baby

'Going down?'

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

The Last Dinosaur: States with Gay Marriage Bans.

'Reinventing myself.'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'First the good news: he has 3 excellent legs.'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."