Eccentric Renovator Gifts

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Imagine

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Who are These People?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

DIY Disaster.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

'To hell with the rules.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Lighting a Pipe

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

Man talking to a tree.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'