Eccentric Renovator T-Shirts

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

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"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"Who are These People?"

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

DIY Disaster.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

'To hell with the rules.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Man talking to a tree.

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'