Eco-conscious Renovator T-Shirts

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Solar Plant

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'Go on - they're organic!'

Environmental Conscience

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard