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'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Mother nature takes her course.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

A gap between the solar panels

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'Is it organic?'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"