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'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

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"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Mother nature takes her course.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

I want to talk about the environment...

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Electric car

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'Is it organic?'

A gap between the solar panels

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?