Eco-conscious Builder T-Shirts

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Tree funeral.

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"It's not any better up our way, either."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Food Pyramid.

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."