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"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"It's not any better up our way, either."

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents

Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.

"Climate change is natural."

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

Only 85 Chopping Days to Christmas...

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'