Eccentric Job Collector Pillows

"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"

My Spam Sketchbook

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Pianist.

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Flatware Follies.

'Why,yes-I DO have a name plate on my desk...

Sketchy Neighborhood

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

"I think we can take him off the shortlist."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?"

"Your job will be to furnish the office with fresh fish on a daily basis."

Clock and bird

101 uses of a dead cat: wall decoration

Green Bottles Sought for Wall Experiment.

Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.

'I found out what makes him tick, but he still won't tock.'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

Job description

'At the tone, the time will be 11:30.'

Van Winkle Returns His Clock

They're museum quality!"

'WOW! They appointed me an 'O.F.W.A.W.M.S. Manager'... wait a minute... what the... that means 'Old Fart Without Any Worth Mentioning Sales'??!!"

Funeral Director with Dead and Buried Desk Trays