Job Quirk Collector Pillows

"Your job will be to furnish the office with fresh fish on a daily basis."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Raincloud Umbrella

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Ice shelfie.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

It's great for pulling the birds!