Eccentric Family Fun T-Shirts

'Dad, Dad! Granny's eaten the dog.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Newt sale

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

Open House of Horrors

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Ah...here they are!"

'Ready Mum?'

The Family Joules: Part 5

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

Skateboard

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

Son burying his dad in sand

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Flying the kite in strong winds

"What are you making, Tia Carmen?"

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"