Eccentric Family Fun Pillows

'Dad, Dad! Granny's eaten the dog.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Newt sale

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

"Ah...here they are!"

Open House of Horrors

'Ready Mum?'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Skateboard

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Son burying his dad in sand

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Flying the kite in strong winds

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"What are you making, Tia Carmen?"

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'