Eccentric Dressers Pillows

For God's sake, take off that stupid hat.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Sir Winston Churchill

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

The Dandy

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

The Costumer Is Always Right

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Crocodile Shoes

The Hooligan.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Fashionista

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

A woman holding the globe

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.

A Macaroni in 1773

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Ass-less Chaps

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'