Eccentric Dressers Gifts

For God's sake, take off that stupid hat.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Sir Winston Churchill

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

The Dandy

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

The Costumer Is Always Right

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

The Hooligan.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

Elton John

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

A woman holding the globe

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.

Ass-less Chaps

A Macaroni in 1773

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Fashionista

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!