Ebooks Gifts

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'It can hold a thousand books, whatever 'books' are...'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

'As soon as I figure out which ebook reader to use, I'm going to read a book.'

'The problem with these eBooks is you can't use the old, 'I went to the library, but the book was out' excuse.'

'And this is the Library'.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'Nothing...Just reading an e-book.'

Man reading a tablet in library.

The e-Book Accused of Causing the Death of the Paperback?

Coffee Table eBooks.

"Great, but where are all the books?"

May I carry your wireless eBook Reader to school for you?

'Would you autograph your book on my eReader?'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

'Will someone explain to Mr. Wallace that after reading an e-book, he doesn't have to drop his Kindle in the book return.'

"I'm sorry. Am I reading too brightly?"

Books and technology

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

"I suppose you don't get this problem with on-line or down-loaded books!"

"...and this is the library..."

E-Books.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"I've downloaded an app that sorts ebook chapters into alphabetical order."

Old Book Smell

Quite literary.

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

A funeral for Books on Paper.

'The problem with pop up books in electronic format is the extra cost of the 3d glasses.'

'Do you mind, I'm trying to read!'