E-books Gifts

"This one, when you open it, smells like the Times."

Computer user thinking 'The problem with e-books is that they are e-books.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Page not found (reading book)

Fairy with tablet

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Book

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

'E-books?'

'I can't decide whether to get the book, DVD, audiobook or e-book.'

'Will a E-Reader improve my D-Reading to A-Reading?'

The modern way of reading over people's shoulders.

"I've switched to e-books but nature has yet to thank me."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Gen-Next Library

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Two Generations of Readers

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Large print e-book.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"Speed reader...?"

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'You were a book all along.'

The dead sea scrolls

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.