E-books Pillows

"This one, when you open it, smells like the Times."

Computer user thinking 'The problem with e-books is that they are e-books.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Page not found (reading book)

'Lost your kindle in the cab? Try my outdated destined-for-extinction, low-priced print edition.'

Fairy with tablet

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'We've decided to try to re-kindle our romance novels.'

Book

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

'E-books?'

'So I sold my entire library on Ebay and replaces it with this ebook.'

'I can't decide whether to get the book, DVD, audiobook or e-book.'

'Will a E-Reader improve my D-Reading to A-Reading?'

The modern way of reading over people's shoulders.

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

I tried listening to an e-book, but I missed the tactile sensation of the tip of my finger on glass.

"I've switched to e-books but nature has yet to thank me."

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Gen-Next Library

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Two Generations of Readers

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Large print e-book.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"Speed reader...?"