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'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'It can hold a thousand books, whatever 'books' are...'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

'As soon as I figure out which ebook reader to use, I'm going to read a book.'

'The problem with these eBooks is you can't use the old, 'I went to the library, but the book was out' excuse.'

'And this is the Library'.

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'Nothing...Just reading an e-book.'

"Great, but where are all the books?"

Man reading a tablet in library.

Coffee Table eBooks.

The e-Book Accused of Causing the Death of the Paperback?

"I suppose you don't get this problem with on-line or down-loaded books!"

May I carry your wireless eBook Reader to school for you?

"...and this is the library..."

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

Books and technology

"I'm sorry. Am I reading too brightly?"

'Would you autograph your book on my eReader?'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

E-Books.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"I've downloaded an app that sorts ebook chapters into alphabetical order."

'The problem with pop up books in electronic format is the extra cost of the 3d glasses.'

'He's in the library.'

Quite literary.

A funeral for Books on Paper.

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

Technology and Books

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"What a Luddite! I bought him a Kindle, but he'll only read hard copy."