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"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Gen-Next Library

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Two Generations of Readers

'E-books?'

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Large print e-book.

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"Speed reader...?"

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

'You were a book all along.'

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

The dead sea scrolls

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

Book

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'