E-reader Evangelist T-Shirts

It's so quaint that you're reading a book. Stuff it. You really should get a e-reader. They're hip, great-looking. The future. And apparently you can get really good books on them. Apparently? Owning it is the main thing. Reading is for book people. I fear truth in this.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"To be or not to be."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Old Book Smell

Computerized society.

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

'You were a book all along.'

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'You're charged with 10 counts of cyber crime. We're going to throw the kindle at you. . .'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

Modern Studying

"He didn't mean on Twitter."

"Mom, I can't get this book to turn on."

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

'He's in the library.'

A preacher of open-source software.

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

'I've bought all your books online, can you sign my e-book?'

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.