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'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Back to school.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Driverless cars rage.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Sitting in a tree

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Beer Stall

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Happy thoughts

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Valentine Day