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Paddlithic Period

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie?'" "Are America's best days behind us?" "Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in grade school when the schoolmarm told little Jebediah Thistlewood to pull up his knickers. The next day, Jebediah's pa came to school and said 'In my day, a man was free enough to wear his trousers 'round his ankles if he wanted to. This used to be one humdinger of a country.'" "I still have no idea what he was talking about." "I don't even remember what I asked

Barry Cryer.

"Sorry Darling, I was practising my anecdote."

Priest's 'To do' list.

Back to school.

Sitting in a tree

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Valentine Day

'Caesar salad?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

Love Birds love just being together

You just keep giving.

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

A small heart within a big heart.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Br... No Exit

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

Party Party!

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."