Ebenezer Aficionado Prints

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Driverless cars rage.

Sitting in a tree

Beer Stall

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Valentine Day