Eating Challenges Pillows

She'll only eat it if I cut off the crust.

Brian was glad he had decided to have a light breakfast before embarking on the pizza eating competition!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Party Animals.

Soup of the month.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Pigeon Little

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'