Easygoing Friend Pillows

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

10 K Tail-Chase

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Clown Happy Hour

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Fridge-to-table"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Shall I be mother?

Yep, I started out as a dog groomer.

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

Spiderman car window cleaner

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

Hover Kitties

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

Cat Graduation

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'Lion!'

"They just love tassels."

Surgeon Selfie

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."