Easygoing Spirit Pillows

"Go with the flow, boys!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bears catching fish

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

10 K Tail-Chase

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Snowman

Balancing two espresso martinis

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Thank you bubbles

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Tiger Costume

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Phoenix

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Dog retriving Frisbee

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"