Easygoing Personalities Pillows

'Harry, you're so relaxed, happy, non-confrontational...have you gone bi-partisan on me?'

Advocado

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"Fridge-to-table"

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'He doesn't speak - He likes to write!'

Hungry labradors online.

'Frankly, you're not impressing us: We can all do that...'

Baby rabbits rope-skipping with an anteater's tongue.

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

Baby World Leaders

Why there are moms

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

"The following programme is guaranteed to be pure fluff, with no social messages whatsoever."

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

"Go with the flow, boys!"

"Yum, yum! I just love shortbread!"

'Low maintenance gardening'

'I'm an under achiever, what do you do?'

Emoji Head

'That reminds me - we'll soon be passing those dreadful builders!'

"No, we do not wish to live with a family and learn to speak Serbo-Croatian."