Easygoing Viewer Pillows

"The following programme is guaranteed to be pure fluff, with no social messages whatsoever."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"Fridge-to-table"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid work his whole life."

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

'Sorry, I forgot to tell you, the cricket has been cancelled.'

"Frank likes the Happy News show on the Nostalgia Channel. It plays fake news reels of the Good Old Days."

"Go with the flow, boys!"

"Looks like the BBC cutbacks are starting to kick in."

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

The Happy Movie - Warning: This movie contains no death, murder,explosions,fighting or violence of any kind whatsoever. 'What do you think?'

'I'm an under achiever, what do you do?'

'Harry, you're so relaxed, happy, non-confrontational...have you gone bi-partisan on me?'

No Starlets Were Harmed

"This model was specially made for seniors."

"Spoiler alert. There is no good news tonight."

"No, we do not wish to live with a family and learn to speak Serbo-Croatian."

'There's no need to overtake me... what's the hurry?'

Path of least resistance.