Easter Merrymaker Gifts

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Angelicus alcholicus.

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"All I've got left is smoked."

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'