Easter Joker Pillows

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Night of the Latkes

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Drunk Barber

"A little under done?"

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Christmas tree exchange

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Crisis Buzz.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

A pony throws its rider.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Ice-Cube-IV

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"You idiots … we lost!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"He's always been an optimist."

Santa Claws...

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.