Easter Joker Prints

Easter bunny thief.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Night of the Latkes

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Drunk Barber

"A little under done?"

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Christmas tree exchange

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Crisis Buzz.

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

A pony throws its rider.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Ice-Cube-IV

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"He's always been an optimist."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Santa Claws...

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"You idiots … we lost!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."

Skiing

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."