Easter Hunting Gifts

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Easter Egg Delivery

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Missing Easter Egg

Easter Ham Free.

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Easter Bonnet

Jesus and the Peeps

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

Springtime rabbits.

Easter Bunny!

Easter bunny Island.

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Add to Basket?

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."