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Traditional vs alternative medicine.

French horn.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Trumpet and birds

Musician

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Lion Choir.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Internal Clock

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

A beekeeper with their bees

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Cellist

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

"Harps only? Down, please."

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

Celestial Music

Blessed are the pacemakers.

Harper Playing the Rain

Feng Shui Department

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"

War & Peace

Girl and PC

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

'The Asylum Seekers.'

Willy Brandt

Lady plays The Lark Ascending.

'Ticker's fine.'