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Traditional vs alternative medicine.

French horn.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Trumpet and birds

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Musician

Lion Choir.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

Internal Clock

A beekeeper with their bees

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Cellist

Celestial Music

"Harps only? Down, please."

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

Harper Playing the Rain

Blessed are the pacemakers.

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"

War & Peace

Girl and PC

Feng Shui Department

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

'The Asylum Seekers.'

Willy Brandt

'Ticker's fine.'

Lady plays The Lark Ascending.

"We need more video-tutorials to help us reach the high notes."