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Willy Brandt

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

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Time for tea and friendship.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

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UNFADED GLORY

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

"He excels at putting out fires."

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'