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Hu Jintao.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Love

High Riders of the Old West

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Hombre's Best Friend.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Jerry's dancing dogs

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

Gustave Flaubert

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

"I understand that your chakra may be 'out of alignment', but can we check first if your broken arm might be causing your pain?"

"Gimme a WhisKee."

Clark Gable

Red Indian with totem pole making rude gestures towards frontier town.

Silhouette of cowboy,cowgirl and horse on fence in the moonlight

'We shall call this new territory, 'Oming.''

Willy Brandt

'Surely y'all mean yer sheriff is the best in the West, doncha?'

Caught their eye.

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

'Herbert's divorcing me. I just hope he doesn't make too much of a fuss when I tell him.'

Cowboy.

'Stranger, I'm giving you until sundown to get off my foot.'

'Rent anything except The Unforgiven; it reminds me of my first stockbroker.'